If only.....

What if I'd been shown this video in 5th grade instead of that stupid one about how to apply a sanitary pad?

SAy it like you mean it!

I've always love contradictions. My recent fascination is with old fashioned arts and crafts with a modern twist. I just finished this for a friends birthday:

A Super Bowl

I always dread the SuperBowl. In years past, it usually meant a large gathering of my dad's friends at some bar. At point something stupid would happen (like a drunken rude proposition from one of my dad's friends). This year, Brad surprised me by coming over to my house while I was at work and assembling some furniture I bought for the kitchen. I made a Turkey dinner and he's a bit of a football fan, so he watched the game. Here and there he'd switch over to the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. Probably for my benefit. But it was the first enjoyable Big Game Sunday I've ever had (other than being tired and cranky!). Thanks, Brad!

reach over...

This morning I was driving across town, so I was on the freeway. I was just remembering how much I hate the freeway as the guy the front of me was tooling along at 45-50 mph. He had his right arm stretched out across the bench seat and was reclined like he was in front of the TV. I was thinking I needed to pass him when *ding* a female figure pops up in the passenger seat and they look at each other and laugh!! Oh, they had 'summer teeth' smiles.....


{I threw up a little in the back of my mouth}

Genius

A truly genius scene from one of my all time favorite movies...

Holiday Cheer Pt. 2

Cheers